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Liz: The only thing I do here is sleep.Tracy: I know. I see you do it.
[flash]Tracy: You’re having a dream. Is this your only mustard?Liz: Huh, what? Yeah.[end flash]
Liz: You’re the one who wrote “every kind of mustard” on my shopping list!Tracy: And yet you still don’t have the one I’m thinking of! It’s red, it says “ketchup” on it—oh! I hear it! That’s on me.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmc2mm2PjB1qjgyuwo1_500.png)
Liz: The only thing I do here is sleep.
Tracy: I know. I see you do it.
[flash]
Tracy: You’re having a dream. Is this your only mustard?
Liz: Huh, what? Yeah.
[end flash]
Liz: You’re the one who wrote “every kind of mustard” on my shopping list!
Tracy: And yet you still don’t have the one I’m thinking of! It’s red, it says “ketchup” on it—oh! I hear it! That’s on me.
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Liz Lemon is having a party!
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Jack: I need advice. Elisa is coming by this afternoon to, uh, talk about us.
Liz: Aww, ladies are such a bummer.
Jack: Where is this going, how serious are we, why don’t you listen to my story about my friend?
Liz: Well, where is it going? Ladies like to know what that next step is, they- we can’t help ourselves.
Jack: Oh, believe me Lemon, I want to take that next step.
Liz: You mean, like, marriage?
Jack: No, the one before that.
Liz: Moving in together? That’s huge!
Jack: No, the thing you do before that. Think “you in the mid-nineties.”
Liz: You haven’t had sex?
Jack: Elisa had a very strict, very religious upbringing. She does not take that step lightly. We have, of course, pleasured one another-
Liz: No, stop, I believe.
Jack: But she wants me to make some kind of commitment before we go forward. Obviously I care about her a lot, but she keeps confusing me with this ridiculous notion that “sex” and “love” are somehow connected.
Liz: OK, two things: one, be honest, if this is a big deal to her do not take that next step unless you are sure. And second, and more importantly… In 2009 I have done it two more times than you! Give it up! What, what! WOW! Do not leave a brother hanging!
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Jack: I didn’t think it would end like this, Jonathan. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Devon: A whimper indeed, Jack. I only came by to wish you luck in your new venture. What do you think that will be? Selling fake weed to N.Y.U. students?
Jack: I’ll have you know that Barry Diller and I are working on a whole new approach to media, combining all the digital… God! Just let me drink.
Devon: See you around, Jack. Thanks for letting me be such a big part of you hitting rock bottom, huh?
Jack: Not yet, Banks. I can go lower. Into the crevasse.
Devon: What?
Jack: You played this all wrong. You want to humiliate me? You want to destroy me? You should have walked in here with a check.
Devon: Again, what?
Jack: Sure, maybe you’ve ruined my career. Maybe you’ll never see me again. But if you had forced me to take government bailout money you’d be my boss.
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“California? But that’s where they shoot filthy movies. Like The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, which encourages women to wear pants.” - Kenneth Parcell
